Free as a Bird

Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.

August 25, 2014 8:28 pm 8:28 pm 6:24 pm 6:24 pm

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

(Source: uglyfun, via malikmyhoodbabe)

6:23 pm

pornhubhemmo:

I dunno if this has been posted before but I’m laughing so hard rn

(via malikmyhoodbabe)

6:15 pm 6:14 pm

(Source: z-arb, via wildfor)

6:07 pm

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

(Source: iraffiruse)

6:03 pm
peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(Source: neotoyko, via sextnoise)

6:01 pm
"A horse already knows how to be a horse; the rider has to learn how to become a rider. A horse without a rider is still a horse; a rider without a horse is no longer a rider."

Author Unknown (via horseshoesn-heartbeats)

(via bucklesandbridles)

August 24, 2014 3:45 pm 3:45 pm

marvelcastsource:

Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?

(via epic-humor)

3:44 pm
"

1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.

"

Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

(via wildfor)

3:43 pm

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

(via tyleroakley)

3:42 pm